Jake and Halloween

   "Hey Jake!"  called Midge as she strolled up the sidewalk to the porch.  "Jake!  What are you doing today?"
   "Hi Midge," said Jake as he sat up.  "I was watching the kids going to school this morning. They look funny."
   "Why do you think they look funny today?" asked Midge.
   "Have you seen them today?" asked Jake. 
   "No, I haven't seen any this morning yet," said Midge.  "What are they doing?"
   "No, it's not what they are doing," said Jake. "It's what they are wearing.  They aren't right this morning."
   "They are dressed really funny," said Jake.  "Won't the school be upset with them looking bad and send them home?"

Midge Finds Jake Napping

   “Jake!” called Midge as she hurried up the sidewalk to the porch.  “What are you doing this morning?  Are you sleeping again?”
   “I was napping Midge,” said Jake.
   “Why?” asked Midge. “Didn’t you just get up?  You should nap in the afternoon.”
   “Why should I wait until afternoon if I’m sleepy in the morning?” asked Jake.
   “You are such a lazy dog,” laughed Midge.  “You will sleep your life away if you could.”