“Come on Jake,” said Midge. “I
want to go see that funny looking animal in the other corner.”
“That's Porky,” said Andy.
“He is different.”
“He looks like he is having a
bad hair day,” laughed Midge. “Why is his hair sticking out like
that?”
“I don't know,” said Andy.
“I don't have any hair.”
“Why don't you have hair?”
asked Booker-T.
“I don't know,” said Andy.
“I look like I am wearing armour.”
“Why do you need armour?”
asked Jake.
“I don't know,” said Andy.
“I've never been in a fight before.”
“You are the first animal I
ever saw with no hair,” said Midge. “Do you miss having hair?”
“I don't know,” said Andy.
“I never had any.”