Humans Are Funny

“Hey Jake!” called Midge as she and Booker-T entered the yard at Jake's house. “Where are you?”

“I don't see him on the porch this morning,” said Booker-T. “Is today his vet day?”

“I don't remember,” said Midge. “He didn't say anything about it.”

“Wait and I will go peek in the house through the doggie door,” said Booker-T as he ran for the back yard.

Midge sat down on the porch and waited for Booker-T to come back to the front of the house. In a few minutes, he came running around the house and sat down next to Midge.

“He was sleeping,” laughed Booker-T.

“Still sleeping,” said Midge. “Jake is still sleeping. He never sleeps late.”

Midge and the Wagon

 “Hey Booker-T!” called Midge as she entered the gate at his yard. “Where are you?”

“I'm here,” said Booker-T as he came around the house from the back yard. “Why are you pulling the wagon?”

“I'm going to ride it,” said Midge.

“Ride it where?” asked Booker-T. “Are you going to go down the hill at the park?”

“No,” said Midge. “We are going to the skateboard park and I want to ride the wagon down the ramp.”

“Oh no,” said Booker-T shaking his head. “I don't think Jake will want you to do that.”

“It will be fun,” said Midge.

“How are you going to steer it down that ramp?” asked Booker-T. “It's not safe.”

What is a Dentist

“Hey Jake!” called Midge as she and Booker-T entered the yard at Jake's house.

“What are you doing?” asked Booker-T.

“I was sleeping,” said Jake as he sat up in the swing.

“It's time to get up and lets go have some fun,” smiled Booker-T.

“You sleep all the time,” said Midge. “I want to go to the zoo building to see the animals.”

“I woke up early this morning,” said Jake. “So I laid down for little nap after my owner went to work.”

“Jake,” said Midge. “Do they have doggie dentists?”

“I don't think so,” said Jake. “The Vet looks at my teeth when I go for my shots every year.”

“Why do you want to go to the dentist?” asked Booker-T.