Midge was walking
around the front yard bouncing up and down and singing. “I'm an
old cowhand, from the Rio Grande.”
Booker-T came
into the yard and stood watching her, trying not to laugh too much.
“I can rope
and ride,” sang Midge as she turned around and saw Booker-T
standing there. “What are you doing over there?”
“I was
watching you,” laughed Booker-T. “You are funny.”
“I was
singing,” said Midge.
“Why were
you bouncing up and down?” asked Booker-T.
“I was
riding my horse,” said Midge.
“I don't see
a horse,” said Booker-T. “Is it invisible?”
“It is a
pretend horse,” said Midge.
“How do you
ride a pretend horse?” asked Booker-T.
“You
pretend you are riding a pretend horse,” said Midge.
“You are
confusing me, stated Booker-T, tilting his head and staring at her.
“I'm singing
a song, pretending to ride a horse,” said Midge. “But there is
no real horse. I am only pretending that there is a horse. Little
kids do it all the time.”
“Why are you
singing about a cow if you are pretending to ride a horse?' asked
Booker-T.
“I'm not
singing about a cow,” replied Midge.
“You said
you were a cow hand,” said Booker-T. “I heard you say it.”
“I know,”
said Midge. “But that's not about cows and cows don't have hands.”
“Okay,”
said Booker-T. “Then what is a cow hand?”
“It is a man
who rides a horse and takes care of the cows,” said Midge.
“So,” said
Booker-T. “It is about cows and cow hands.”
“What are
you guys doing?” asked Jake as he entered the front yard.”
“Midge was
singing a funny song,” said Booker-T.
“She does
that a lot,” laughed Jake.
“But this
time she was pretending to ride a pretend horse,” said Booker-T.
“What were
you singing this time?” asked Jake.
“I'm an old
cowhand,” sang Midge. “From the Rio Grande.”
“That was
from a cowboy movie, I think,” said Jake. “I remember my owner
watched it one night.”
“Mine too,”
said Midge. “She likes those western movies.”
“My owner
likes mystery movies,” said Booker-T. “I never heard anyone
singing in them. Only weird music sometimes when something is going
to happen.”
“My owner
likes the mysteries too,” said Jake. “She watches all kind of
movies. But she don't like the real scary ones.”
“Mine too,”
said Midge. “But her little nephew's favorite movies are cowboy
movies so when he is at the house, there is always a cowboy movie on
the TV or cartoons for him.”
“My owner's
nephew likes the cartoons best of all,” said Jake. “His
favorite cartoon is Mighty Mouse. Remember that song. Here I come to
save the day! Which means that Mighty Mouse is on the way.”
“I like
that one too,” said Booker-T.
“Have you
ever seen a strong mouse, Booker-T?” asked Midge.
“No,”
said Booker-T. “Only Mighty Mouse. I like to watch cartoons. They
are funny. Popeye is strong too. He eats spinach.”
“How about
Tom and Jerry?” asked Midge. “Have you ever seen them?”
“Who are
Tom and Jerry?” asked Booker-T. "I never heard of them.”
“Tom is a
big cat and Jerry is a little mouse,” said Midge.
“Oh, I know
them,” said Jake. “Tom is a dumb cat always trying to catch
Jerry who is always teasing Tom. They are so funny.”
“Cat's
aren't dumb,” sighed Booker-T.
“I know
that,” said Midge. “We know you are really smart and a little
mouse couldn't fool you.”
“It is only
a cartoon,” said Jake.
“That's
right,” said Midge. “Tom pretends to be dumb. He really is
smart. I pretend to ride a pretend horse and Tom pretends to be
dumb.”
Booker-T just
smiled. "Maybe I will pretend to be a dog."
They all laughed.