Friday, July 21, 2017

Humans Are Funny

“Hey Jake!” called Midge as she and Booker-T entered the yard at Jake's house. “Where are you?”
“I don't see him on the porch this morning,” said Booker-T. “Is today his vet day?”
“I don't remember,” said Midge. “He didn't say anything about it.”
“Wait and I will go peek in the house through the doggie door,” said Booker-T as he ran for the back yard.
Midge sat down on the porch and waited for Booker-T to come back to the front of the house. In a few minutes, he came running around the house and sat down next to Midge.
“He was sleeping,” laughed Booker-T.
“Still sleeping,” said Midge. “Jake is still sleeping. He never sleeps late.”

Friday, July 14, 2017

Midge and the Wagon

 “Hey Booker-T!” called Midge as she entered the gate at his yard. “Where are you?”
“I'm here,” said Booker-T as he came around the house from the back yard. “Why are you pulling the wagon?”
“I'm going to ride it,” said Midge.
“Ride it where?” asked Booker-T. “Are you going to go down the hill at the park?”
“No,” said Midge. “We are going to the skateboard park and I want to ride the wagon down the ramp.”
“Oh no,” said Booker-T shaking his head. “I don't think Jake will want you to do that.”
“It will be fun,” said Midge.
“How are you going to steer it down that ramp?” asked Booker-T. “It's not safe.”

Friday, July 7, 2017

What is a Dentist

“Hey Jake!” called Midge as she and Booker-T entered the yard at Jake's house.
“What are you doing?” asked Booker-T.
“I was sleeping,” said Jake as he sat up in the swing.
“It's time to get up and lets go have some fun,” smiled Booker-T.
“You sleep all the time,” said Midge. “I want to go to the zoo building to see the animals.”
“I woke up early this morning,” said Jake. “So I laid down for little nap after my owner went to work.”
“Jake,” said Midge. “Do they have doggie dentists?”
“I don't think so,” said Jake. “The Vet looks at my teeth when I go for my shots every year.”
“Why do you want to go to the dentist?” asked Booker-T.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Follow That Spaceship

Jake, Booker-T and Midge started to go through the gate at Jake's house when suddenly above them, they heard the swirling noise of something big. Midge stopped and looked up at the skies.
“Jake!” said Midge. “There is the spaceship!”
Jake looked up and saw the ship flying above them. “Where is it going?” asked Booker-T.
“I don't know,” said Jake.
“Do you think we can follow it?” asked Midge.
“I think it might be hard to follow it,” said Jake. “It is moving fast across the sky.”
“It looks like it is just flying around and around up there,” said Booker-T. “Do you think it is following us?”
“Why would it follow us?” asked Midge. “We are just three little animals.”

Friday, June 23, 2017

The Strange Object

“Booker-T! Booker-T!” screamed Midge as she entered the gate at his house. “Where are you?”
“I'm right here,” said Booker-T as he came running around the corner of the house from the back yard. “Why are you so excited? Are you okay?”
“It's the aliens Booker-T,” said Midge pacing back and forth. “They really are here this time.”
“Where are they?” asked Booker-T. “What did you see this time. The first time you thought the aliens landed, it was hot air balloons in the park.”
“I know, I know,” said Midge. “But this time they are here. They are really here.”

Friday, June 16, 2017

The Bug with Many Legs

Jake started to go through the gate and stopped when he saw Midge jumping around on the porch like she was dancing a jig. He sat down and watched her for a few minutes. Booker-T walked up and joined him
“What are you watching Jake?” said Booker-T as he sat down beside him.
“What is Midge doing?” asked Jake. “Is she trying to dance again?”
“I don't know,” said Booker-T. “I just got here. Maybe she is wanting to try and enter the dance contest that is at the gym again.”
“Does she know the contest is there again?” asked Jake.
“I don't know,” said Booker-T as he started to stand and walk toward the front porch. “Let's go ask her.”
“Hey Midge!” called Jake as he and Booker-T came to the porch. “What are you doing?”
“I was chasing a bug,” said Midge.
“You look like you were dancing around,” said Booker-T.
“Where is the bug?” asked Jake.
“I lost it,” said Midge. “It was a really strange looking bug. I never saw one before. It ran up to my legs and I started jumping around so it wouldn't get on me. Do you see it anywhere?”
Jake and Booker-T looked around the porch and the sidewalk in front but no strange bug.
“I don't see anything,” said Jake. “Did you see where it went?”
“No,” sighed Midge. “I was just trying to stay out of it's way.”
“Why didn't you step on it?” asked Booker-T.
“I tried,” said Midge. “But it was really fast.”
“What did it long like?” asked Booker-T.
“It was black and had many legs,” said Midge trying to remember how it looked. “Maybe it ran away and won't come back.”
“Maybe,” said Booker-T.
“What kind of bug has a lot of legs?” asked Midge.
“I think a centipede has many legs,” said Jake. “Have you ever seen a centipede before?”
“No,” said Midge.
“Maybe it was a centipede,” suggested Booker-T.
“Whatever it was,” said Midge. “it was very fast.”
“Maybe it is gone now,” said Jake. “Do you want to go to see the animals at the zoo again?”
“I want to go to the gym,” said Midge.
“Why?” asked Jake.
“We can't go into the gym,” said Booker-T. “They chased us away the last time we were there when you wanted to dance up on the stage.”
“I think they are having another dance contest,” smiled Midge.
“You can't enter it,” said Jake.
“Sure I can,” said Midge. “I'm going to sneak in and they will never know it til I am up on the stage dancing.”
“They are always at the door,” said Jake. “You won't get past them.”
“Sure I will,” said Midge. “With your help I will get past them.”
“Oh,” said Booker-T. “This isn't going to be good.”
“Hey, look!” screamed Midge. “That's the bug. Step on it Jake!”
Jake hurried across the porch where the bug was moving across the porch. When he got to the bug and raised his foot to stomp on it, he sat down and started to laugh.
“What is going on?” asked Midge. “Why are you laughing so hard?”
“Jake, what is so funny?” asked Booker-T.
“Come see Midge's bug,” said Jake.
Midge and Booker-T walked to where Jake was sitting on the porch with the bug in front of him.
“Look at your bug,” said Jake. “What does it look like to you?”
Booker-T rolled on the porch laughing so hard he couldn't speak. Midge stood there and stared at the bug Jake had in front of him.
“Is that a.... ?” started to ask Midge when Jake interrupted her.
“Yes,” said Jake. “That is a false eyelash that girl humans wear.”
“Why?” asked Midge. “Do they have bald eyelids?”
“No,” laughed Jake. “They wear them to make their eyes look better.”
“Someone must be walking around with bald eyelids,” laughed Booker-T.
“I think they have their own eyelashes, “ said Jake. “I think they add these to their own.”
“How do they put them on?” asked Midge.
“I think they glue them on,” said Jake.
“How do you think I would look with these eyelashes?” smiled Midge.
“You want to wear them?” laughed Booker-T.
“Maybe,” said Midge. “Don't you think I would look good in them?”
“I think you would look funny,” said Jake. “How would you put them on anyway?”
“I guess that would be hard to do,” said Midge. I guess I will just have bald eyelids.”
“You don't have bald eyelids,” laughed Jake. “We all have eyelashes.”
“Lets go see the animals,” said Booker-T.
“I want to go to the gym,” said Midge. “Lets go.”
“You aren't going to to do anything until you try to get into the gym, are you?” asked Jake.
“No,” smiled Midge.
“Come on Booker-T,” said Jake. “Midge isn't going to stop until we go to the gym.”
“Okay,” said Booker-T. “Lets go.”
They walked to the gym as Midge told them what she wanted them to do so she could sneak into the gym.
“Okay Jake,” said Midge. “I see only one person at the door.”
Jake and Booker-T walked to the door and Booker-T tried to enter the gym. The man at the door stepped in his way and tried to block him. Booker-T ran past him into the building as Jake stood near the door. In a few minutes the man walked outside carrying Booker-T. He walked out about 3 feet from the door and set Booker-T on the ground. As he set him on the ground, Midge ran into the gym. When the man stood back up and walked back to the door where he was suppose to guard the door, he saw Midge on the stage.
“Hey!” called the man. “Come on down from there. Shoo shoo! Dennis, come help me get this dog out of the gym!”
Another man ran to the stage to help remove Midge from the gym. Midge danced around the stage trying to avoid the two men. When they got too close to her, she ran past them and down the stairs. As they stood there on the stage watching her, she ran outside where Jake and Booker-T stood waiting on her.
“Lets go to the zoo,” said Midge.

Booker-T and Jake laughed and agreed as the three walked away from the gym.

Friday, June 9, 2017

Midge And The Pipes

“Hey Midge!” called Booker-T when he entered the kitchen through the doggie door. “Where are you?”
“Hi Booker-T, “smiled Midge. “What are you doing?”
“I'm coming to see you and Snappy,” replied Booker-T. “What are you doing?”
“I'm eating my breakfast,” said Midge. “Did you eat?”
“I sure did,” said Booker-T. “I had some nice fish flavored food this morning. I like fish.”
“I don't like fish,” said Midge. “I like the chicken and beef flavored stuff better.”
“You eat your breakfast and I will go see Snappy,” suggested Booker-T.
“Okay,” said Midge.
Booker-T went to the living room to see Snappy while Midge ate her breakfast.

Jake and Midge

Jake and Midge
Jake and Midge with Booker-T